Red and blue

The coast sweeps north from Aberdeen to Peterhead in a series of inlets, caves and peninsula's. Steep sheets form superb aretes and walls, offering some of the best climbing in the north east. 

A warm spring morning is a scene of exacting pleasure.  Thronging colonies of guillemots and gulls defend lofty battlements. Squabbling, hopping, dropping  and diving they pluck slippery silver sprats from the dark waves, gulping them down in a horny, raucous racket. Kelp fingers tickle the seal who bobs and rolls in the swelling blue. Barnacle spattered slabs crackle and fizz. The walls, basking in the hot sun are freshly printed, shining pages. In strewn hand their black wrinkles and seams divide and vanish. Their sweating quartz veins glint sparkling white. The rock warms and the cold water slaps.

 Relics of an industrial past sleep amongst the rock. Great iron spikes, hooks, stairways.  Brown, rotting and gnarled. Exposed to the hard sea and bleaching rays they quietly exfoliate in iron elysium.  











Lately


A good day on the Loch Tollaidh crags and some running in the Fisherfield forest to get fit for the Highlander.


Tom on the ultimate E2 5b, 'Buena Vista' at Loch Tollaidh (Pic - A. Appleby)

Me happy to be on the jugs on 'Lifeline' E3 5c, Loch Tollaidh. Quality route but take a few #1 wires (Pic - T. Shaw)




The annual Cooper Memorial Race around Loch Muick. A stunning day, good craic and funds raised for the mountain rescue teams. I managed to squeeze in at first place after Steve but only beat my previous best by a few seconds!! I blame the heat.  

The day after, mid way up 'Blind Faith' (e35c) my calf totally cramped and my leg turned to jelly as i tried to stand on it and i almost fell off. Then my runner popped out as i nudged it. Fortunately for me alli didnt tell me as my forearms were burning and felt like lead. Fortunately I grunted my way to the top without taking a big lob.



The Highlander Mountain Marathon the following weekend was really rough, with endless countouring over chicken heads (rob calls them babies heads and there are other names..) and around 4200m vert. Alot of Type II fun! They have certainly been learning curves for me. We are both still psyched though..! (Pic - not sure)


The Secret Location Lairig Annual Dinner went to Kinlochbervie this year. Sheigra and Sandwood Bay were the choice venues (nobody went up Foinaven because it chucked it down on sunday and we slept until 11..). It was ace and we all got very merry on the saturday, culminating in the essential minibus party and some lairy antics.

Annual Dinner minibus fun crew

A duck house with a conservatory?!

Close enough.. Sandwood bay.



Young Rhino Dragon

The boys on 'Marram', Sandwood Bay. Average climbing in a stunning place. Callum looks like something's just flown up his butt.


Rhino Dragon VS Bland (both unaware of the bonxies' brooding malevolence)




Am Buichaille stands proud of wave washed platforms on the south end of the bay. An ascent involves a 4 hr tidal window, obligatory swim., chossy rock and shit gear. It was first climbed by Lairig legend 'Dr Stack' Tom Patey, Ian Clough and John Cleare who used a ladder rather than swimming and were almost cut off by the incoming tide! FA of the Atlantic Wall by Richardson and Clothier involved a bivvy on the summit after mis-timing the tides! 

As the picture suggests, we all leapt in simultaneously, frolicking in the balmy water for a few minutes before casually gaining the other side. Either that or we squeeled like little piglets. (Pic - L. Batts)


Lairig sea stack destroyers. 

Fortunately we managed to avoid benightment. It was a bit drizzly and stressful at times but mostly an amusing adventure.  Among the kelp fronds and the sandstone 'soup plates' we all probably discovered something meaningful about ourselves. However what stands out most is Callums penchant for dislodging rocks.

The North. Not always sunny!

Highland Outcrops

There are certain ideas that stay in your brain for a while. I didnt start trad climbing until i went to university, but at the age of 18 i was well aware of a wealth of climbing possibilities close to home. Some only a 20 minute cycle. Visiting these places became a mild obsession. Duntelchaig, Tynrich, Brin. Ticking away in my brain. I rarely got a chance to go because we were always driving through Inverness to go to the coast. At home there are rarely people to climb with. Partly because i didnt learnt to climb here but predominantly because the scene is a quiet and small despite the location.


Back home i started climbing on Tom Riach,  a warty grey lump of conglomerate that most 'boulderers' might consider just that. But for me it became something more. I could cycle there without a pad and strengthen my arms. It took a a long time but i eventually managed to traverse the NW face. I was delighted.  Last week i went back for a couple sessions, along with Murdo, Nick and Gaz. Tom Riach seems to have had it's renaissance now that the trees have been chopped. The new Parisella's Cave.

This april the weather on the west coast has been typically damp. Sinclair needed little convincing. My idea of a Highland Outcrops whistle stop tour came to fruition and Sinclair and I had a jolly time.


Creag Dubh doesnt need much of an introduction. I've never been particularly inspired by the place. I'd like to do The Hill one day but everything was ridden with puddly pockets. We climbed the classic HVS's. After i abbed i pulled the rope right into a big hanging tree so Sinclair ended up inside it and we both thought it was funny. We met Mick Tighe and his wife and he showed us some primitive gear from back when he were a lad. He was taking photos of it for the Scottish Mountain Heritage Collection. I asked him if he was going to climb with it but he said no.


Ashie Fort, with it's own charming topo and spattering of stars from the local SMC, looked to be interesting venture. South facing, short routes, tree belays. Conglomerate trad... It was an enjoyable day, but i won't be returning because there are only a handful of worthwhile routes. Even for the in situ gear.


Finally Duntelchaig. The classic of the old school Invernesian. Yesterday the rain abated by mid day and the sun arced round to warm up the rock strewn hillside above the loch. Theres lots of good climbing at most grades.   Slings, E1, was one of the best at the grade i had climbed and for a pitch of 20m it is well worth an evening hit. Sinclair lead the eponymous, Misty Crack and Razor Flake.


I had to try Dracula, providing it was dry. With the sun bearing down upon the 3D obelisk of Dracula buttress, we had a doze in the 25 degree heat and started up the corners. Overhanging jam cracks are, as Sinclair pointed out, probably not the forte of a wiry slab lover and so it was with the weight of this test and the aura of  it's 'classic' status that i set off  with my belt of cams to do battle with the beast.


I rammed in a high cam. 'Keep climbing' said Sinclair, - the goding encouragment  worked and my hands jammed in a few more times. Unexpected and ferocious disco leg happened. I think i must have looked funny.   I didnt stick around and gunned it toward the top. Heaving myself over the finishing jugs, I was totally out of breath and had to lie on the slab to clear my head and throbbing forearms.




Crystal Clear


 Leaning pines like giants matchsticks. 
Rolling plains of shining tundra. 
A fleeting glimpse of rosy pink beyond the hill.
 Light, white and blue.  
Warm rock, cold hands. 
Cheese and oatcakes. 
Quiet.

(Alex Reid)


(Alex Reid)







Sunrise on Derry Cairngorm

Crystal Ridge, IV 4***. III in my 90's guide. A great route in an alpine setting, deep in the heart of the Cairngorms.



Ben Macdui



Meerkat dog

Carn a Mhaim



(Alex Reid)

Torridon with the Lairig. Good memories, tired eyes and chips.




Beinn an Eoin and Basobheinn from Ling, Lawson and Glovers route. 


Team LLG. A foray in the gully revealed 2 inches of graupel underlying 6 inches of slab. Pin wheeling snow and a high freezing level prompted a reversal. We easily accessed the ridge from a scoured aspect on the right and at a similar grade.


Luke and Ed chilling on the massive pedestal above 'Jenga'. We moved together which was quick and sociable. A brilliant mountaineering route for their first winter climb and they cruised it. 


Greg emerging on the big pedestal stance. Lots of cool scrambling and awesome positions.


Steve on the first pitch of Fight or Flight. A late start, and a long walk in the sun to reach Fuselage Gully. Two belay jackets, a pocket full of club bars and another immense stance on the Triple Buttress's. 

The climbing was great too and made a pleasant intoduction to the steeper mixed on Beinn Eighe. Steve put in a strong lead between awkward slabby roofs. It more than made up for the savage walk in!

Beinn Eighe Badger Slayers


Baosbheinn and Beinn an Eoin from Sail Mhor

 Having done only a handful of routes and perhaps too many stormy walking days this season I was particularly keen that we make the most of the weather window and avoid a day's swimming. The north wests' best coire was certainly a good place to start. I vividly remember walking around Beinn Eighe in my first year with the Lairig Club. It was mid-december and a cold night in the tent was followed by a dark trudge in lashing rain, sleet and eventually thigh deep snow. A downpour of graupel and close proximity lighting had our hair on ends and it was with heavy legs that we arrived at the car later that day with only a long walk to our names. Regardless, the dramatic appearance of the dark knuckles making up the triple buttresses set against a toiling sky and streaming snow is one that i will not forget .

Tom 'The Grit Whisperer' Shaw - in quintessensial British garb!

 With the new-age Lairig team and following a similar night of wind and lashing rain it was with  heavy packs but a springy step that Tom and I made the long (and sunny) walk into Coire Mhic Fhearchair.

The aptly named 'Broad Terrace'

The East Buttress is a full on mountaineering day. Beginning with a traverse of the aptly named broad terrace, it takes a fairly direct line of mixed chimneys, steps and the odd thrutchy corner to arrive easily atop the wide plateau.

David Riley seconding the first pitch.

The climbing itself is secondary to the grand position attained on the buttress crest. Often incessant snow showers came in from midday, but perched comfortably on a ledge in relative comfort i enjoyed the situation after the tremendous bout of bad weather. From my seated belay and the company of a club bar I wondered at the staggered chimneys of East Central Wall  and the streaming gully below. On Central Buttress i spotted a lonely stoic raven,  noisily guarding its perch. Further north the familiar couple  of Baosbheinn and Beinn an Eoin huddled together amidst the heather. Any storm sought frustration had vanished and i was reminded of what i love about winter climbing.

Tom almost at the end of the difficulties

Erratic behaviour in the form of selfies - likely prompted by summit fever

Myself and Callum, gaining inspiration for a hill walk before the most important event of the sunday.

The title is perhaps the only intriguing reading in this blog and i should highlight now that a large badger was neccesarily slain on the A95 on saturday evening. I have a picture of the old boy but he was in an understandably poor state and would not have wished for a feature on my blog. On our return journey we did however manage to slash the tyre and now consider the balance firmly restored!